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funny sayings 2012 02 02 about wine

The following is a collection of funny wine sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.

  • What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.


  • What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends!


  • I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.


funny sayings 2012 01 19 about man_life_love_god

The following is a collection of funny man_life_love_god sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.



  • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.


  • Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.


  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, wh

funny sayings 2012 01 16 about marriage


The following is a collection of funny marriage sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.




  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.


  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.



  • Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who c

funny sayings 2012 01 05 about computer


The following is a collection of funny computer sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.




  • If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 or version Beta.


  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


  • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.


  • I would love to change th

funny sayings 2011 12 29 about law and lawyer

The following is a collection of funny sayings about law & lawyer which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them amusing and entertaining and funny~~



  • There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.



  • Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.



  • Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.



funny sayings 2011 12 22 about travel

The following is a collection of funny travel sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.


  • You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.


  • The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.


  • The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.

funny sayings for facebook status

funny facebook status is great for having a laugh with all your friends and keeping things fun.
Enjoy my collection of funny status and funny sayings for facebook.


  • Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions.


  • I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!


  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

funny sayings 2011 12 08 about alcohol


  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


  • Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.



  • You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.



  • A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.


  • Instead of warning pregnant wom

funny sayings 2011 12 01 about kids


  • Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.


  • I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors.


  • Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.


  • To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.


  • We worry about what a child

funny sayings 2011 11 25 about life


  • You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.


  • Life isn’t about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.


  • I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.


  • God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.


  • No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.

funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women


People have one thing in common, they're all different.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, w

funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women


When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.


A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it beg
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