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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.


I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.


I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.


Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.


I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


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funny dog sayings 2010 07 27


What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. ~Steven Wright


Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Co

funny sayings 2010 07 19

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.

Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.

If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.

I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!

I think, therefore I am overqualified.

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

funny sayings 2010 07 14


It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,
but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped s

funny sayings 2010 07 12

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler


The most important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. -----Confucius

You are a ti

funny sayings 2010 07 02


"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake".

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty".



"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth".


"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, bec

funny sayings 2010 06 24



The report of my death was an exaggeration. (New York Journal, June 1897)


Buy land. They've stopped making it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.



It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.


Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.


Most people are bothered by those passages of Scriptur

funny sayings 2010 06 19



Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.


Get the facts first. You can distort them later.


When in doubt, tell the truth.


You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.



Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up a
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