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funny sayings 2012 02 10 about women and men



The following is a collection of funny women and men sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.



  • The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.


  • Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner.


  • My mother never saw

funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women


People have one thing in common, they're all different.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, w

funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women


When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.


A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it beg

funny sayings 2010 09 27

~ “A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend’s houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.” —Unknown

~ he ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.


~ “Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast abo

funny sayings 2009 12 31 about women

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Being a woman is of special int

funny sayings 2009 12 30 about women

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll

funny sayings 2009 12 29 about women

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations-but they all will console themselves with another

funny sayings 2009 12 28 about women

Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I like my whis

funny sayings 2009 12 27 about women

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

They are so afraid we shall break do

funny sayings 2009 12 26 about women

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of cour

funny sayings 2009 12 25 about women

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming

funny sayings 2009 12 24 about women

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.


The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

Women are like cars: we all want a


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