funny sayings

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." Anonymous

"Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."


“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine

I love you - those three words have my life in them.


You have always been my one and only.

I love you more than beer.

You had me at, "may I take your order".

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

I love you more than all the tea in China.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

Love your enemies. It r