funny sayings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.

If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxi cabs or cutting hair.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing


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one of the main causes
of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero,
they had no way to indicate successful
termination of their C programs.

One of the greatest labor saving inventions of today is tomorrow.

The great question...
which I have not been able to answer...
is, `What does woman want?

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her