funny sayings

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

You have one choice.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have wo

If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!


The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Guns don't kill people… but they make it real easy.


He's not dead… he's electroencephalographically challenged.



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~ Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

~ The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

~ Only a seven-year-old can actually taste the difference. When I was a kid, I could

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.


Nothing in all the world is m

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.


Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Be different: conform.

If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?

No matter where you go, there you are.

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?

I couldn’t believe how many people it took to drag that poor beached whale back out to sea. Sure glad I h

You don't have mail.

Your boss will always be early when you're late and late when you're early.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

According to the latest official figures, 43 per cent of all statistics are totally worthless.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of