funny sayings

• (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
• I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
• Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
• After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
• Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but

• If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
• Man putting penis into peanutbutter is fucking nuts!!
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
• Roses are red, Bullets are lead, you better love me, or i'll shoot you in the head

funny msn status 2012 06 08

• One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.
• Two hats on a rack, one says to another, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
• Womens faults are many, while men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
• If a person has sex with a prostitute while she

The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.

• Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.
• The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."
• I wish real life was like the cartoons, I could w

The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair.
• You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap peo

• Cop: "When is your birthday?" Drunk Teen: "September 25." Cop: "What year?" Drunk Teen: "Every year!"
• It is really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
• "I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."
• A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like wo