funny sayings

* Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

* The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.


* “The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.” —Unknown

* know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? –Tom Clancy.

* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.


Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.


I was thrown out o

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.


I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I di