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funny sayings 2012 04 26


  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.


  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.


  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.


  • Did

funny sayings 2012 01 19 about man_life_love_god

The following is a collection of funny man_life_love_god sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.



  • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.


  • Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.


  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, wh

funny sayings 2011 09 22 about life,man,woman,work,love



If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.

If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.


I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!


How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re o

funny sayings 2011 09 08 about family,love,computer,alphabet




The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.


It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my computer ha

funny sayings 2011 06 09 about hell,dog,life,love,sex,earth

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

I won't hesitate for a moment to avoid answering!

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.

I

funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p3

For life, with all its yields of joy and woe Is just a chance o' the prize of learning love.


Love concedes in a moment what we can hardly attain by effort after years of toil.

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.


Treasure each other in the recognition that we do not know how long we shall have each other.


And think not you can guide the course of love. Fo

funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p2


Gather the rose of love whilst yet is time.


True love is the ripe fruit of a lifetime.

Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Vistor Hugo

It is not night when I do see your face.

Love not only occupies the higher lobes of the brain, but crowds out the lower to make room for its expansion.


The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest; the last smile the brightest; the

funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p1


To live without loving is to not really live.


There is nothing that binds heart to heart so
Quickly amd safely as to trust and be trusted.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.


No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.


Love does not seek things for itself.
(Ccharitas non qu?rit qu? sua sunt.)


Nothing is hard for

funny love sayings 2010 05 08 p2


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.


The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.


Gravitation can not be held responsible for people

funny love sayings 2010 05 08 p1


There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.


To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love

funny love sayings 2010 04 23 p4

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.


True love will never fade unless it was all a lie.

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.


Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.


Friendship often ends

funny love sayings 2010 04 23 p3

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

Love is friendship caught on fire.

Where there is love there is life.

Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God

True love will never fade unless it was all a lie.


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