funny sayings

Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.


Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.


No self-respecting mother would run out of int

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping.


One of the special joys of December is telling others we care and remember Love.


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally.

Wishing you the blessings of warmth and good cheer this Holiday Season.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.


To a joyful present

God Bless your family and America this Holiday Season
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people.


Wishing you the blessings of warmth and good cheer this Holiday Season


Love is pulling together agains