funny sayings

• A chemistry lab is like a big party, some drop acid , others drop the base.
• Google to Maps, is like NASA to space. Apple was like North Korea trying to launch a rocket and getting excited beause it barely made it.
• Love means never having to say anything because you are both looking at your smart phone.
• Christmas, it is time for children to learn a va

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.


Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.


Sir, more than kisses, letters, mingle souls;
For, thus friends absent speak.

Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend
Unjudg

Friend – a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty.

A new friendship is like an unripened fruit – it may become either an orange or a lemon.

The best mirror is an old friend.

What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies.

The friendship that can cease has never been real.

Friends have all things in common.


A friend is one who believes in

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.

No love, no friendship, can cross the pat

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked for a friend, he gave me you.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.


Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.


To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy…


If you judge people, you have no time to lov

My friends are my estate.


I get by with a little help from my friends.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.


Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch’d, unfledg’d

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

It takes a long time t

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4am that matter.

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.

I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.

A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.


Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.


One’s best fr

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.



A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.



I shall never permit myself to stoop so low as to hate any man.


Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who fears noises.


Hate is too great a burden to bear.

"Friends are the part of our family we get to choose"
"Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world."

"Friendship is love with understanding."

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.