funny sayings

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.


It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my computer ha

I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.


Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.


Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.

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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family:
Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.


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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.


Like all the best families, we

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.

In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family’s story embodies its hope and despair.

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.


A happy family is but an earlier heaven.


The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when

The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family’s story embodies its hope and despair.


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,

Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.


I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


The worst sensation I know of is getting up at night and stepping on a toy train.

Insanity is hereditary: You can

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.


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