funny sayings

If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs.

You don’t stand alone. I also stand alone!

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

The sex was so good even the neighbors had a ciga

Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.

The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.


We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.