funny sayings

• Q.(1) How do you know Santa has to be a man? Ans. No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
• Q.(2) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? Ans. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• Q.(3) What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Ans. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
• Q.(4) What did the big candle sa

• My new favourite thing to do when I pull up at lights is to see if the person next to me is looking down at their phone. If they are I wait a bit then slowly edge forward like I was about to take off. I haven't cause an accident yet, but I'm getting better.
• Coffee keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine.
• Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words wi

Christmas comes everyday because to be alive is the greatest gift ever!

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.

Something about an old-fashioned Christmas is hard to forget.

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this w

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. - Anonymous.

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.


If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.


My father hated radio and he