funny sayings

I became self employed and I still have a jerk for a boss.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words – “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Cleaning your house while

Death is nature's way of telling you it’s time to slow down.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.

Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don’t have a good partne

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

We all basically go back to being children in the dentist's chair.

Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $9,000,000, which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, de

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers

Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

My opinio

~ “A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend’s houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.” —Unknown

~ he ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.


~ “Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast abo

====================funny children sayings======================

Fun idea:
Not got kids?
Hire a babysitter anyway,
say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
On your return ask where your child is.


====================funny children sayings======================

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,
but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped s

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.