funny sayings

collection of humorous funny sayings of this week:

• If I ever get to become a professor of anything math related, I will sometime make an exam in which all the answers are 42. This way I get to see my students freak out like hell and at the same time make it true that 42 is the answer to everything. I get to kill two birds with one stone.
• I saw some girl texting and driving

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake".

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty".



"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth".


"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, bec

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its b

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.


Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.


On my seventieth birthday I felt as if I were standing on a mountain height, at whose foot the ocean of eternity was audibly rushin

Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.


Getting old ain't for sissies.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.


Life begins at forty.


This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.
Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.


Some people reach the age of sixty before others.


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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.

A birthday:—and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife—
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life.


After 30, a body has a mind of its own.


A man thirty years old, I said to

It takes a long time to become young.

May you live all the days of your life.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.


My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.


Thirty-five is wh

We are always the same age inside.


Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.


We turn not older with years, but newer every day.


Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.


When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

If we could be twice young

Birthdays? yes, in a general way;
For the most if not for the best of men:
You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:
So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?


From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.


The greatest comfort o

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.


No wise man ever wished to be younger.

80th (or more)
Oh, to be seventy again.


Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen

The years betw