Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
I was so shocked when I was born that I didn’t talk for a year and half!
The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
I’d buy you a drink, but i’d be jealous of the straw.
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