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* “A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.” —Stephen Fry

* Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


* Clones are people two.

* A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

* “A bargain is something you cannot use at

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Some reckon their age by years,
Some measure their life by art;
But some tell their days by the flow of their tears
And their lives by the moans of their hearts.
- - - - Abram Joseph Ryan


When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces. Women just go right on cooking.
- - - - Gail Sheehy




Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
- - -

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At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty the wit; at forty the judgment.
- - - - Benjamin Franklin

When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past...
And when you are seventy, nearly all of you.
- - - - Jean Anouilh

Like our shadows,
Our wishes lengthen as our sun declines.
- - - - Edward Young “Night Thoughts"

Youth is the time for adventures of the body, but age for

funny age sayings 2010 03 20 p7

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.
- - - - Edgar Watson Howe

Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name.
- - - - Philip Larkin

What Youth deemed crystal,
Age finds out was dew.
- - - - Robert Browning

Years steal
Fire from the mind as vigour from the limb,
And life's enchan

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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
- - - - Bernard M. Baruch

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be.
The last of life, for which the first was made.
- - - - Robert Browning “'Rabbi Ben Ezra”

Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.
- - - - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Old age is like an opium dream. Nothing seems re

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I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower.
- - - - Gypsy Rose Lee

For age is opportunity no less
Than youth itself, though in another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away,
The sky is filled with stars invisible by day.
- - - - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow "Morituri Salutamus" 1875

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high

funny age sayings 2010 03 20 p4

I grow old . . . I grow old . . .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
- - - - T. S. Eliot “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count.
- - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If youth but knew; if age but could.
- - - - Henri Estienne

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- - - - Bette Midler

Every man over forty is

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At age fifty, every man has the face he deserves.
- - - - George Orwell

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks.
- - - - Jean Rhys

Old Age: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- - - - Leo Rosenberg

We have a saying in the movement that we don't trust anybo

funny age sayings 2010 03 20 p1

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
- - - - Dave Allen

When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day.
- - - - Henry “Hank” Aaron
If I were younger, I'd know more.
- - - - James Barrie

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams.

funny sayings 2009 11 21

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."


People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.


Live a

funny sayings 2009 11 07

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.

As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you k

funny sayings 2009 10 25

Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

oral sex is a good way to make a woman silent.

It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.


Man has his will, - but woman has her way.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.


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