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funny sayings 2011 10 27 about bike,war,career,clock,work,death,fool


A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

No matter where you go – You’re always there! And you’re never there, because you’re always here!


What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

When they first invented the clock, how did they

funny sayings 2011 10 13 about life,people,facebook,work,water



Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.


People like you are the reason people like me take pills.

Facebook status: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?


Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

funny sayings 2011 09 22 about life,man,woman,work,love



If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.

If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.


I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!


How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re o

funny sayings 2011 07 21 about sex,kids,God,money,work


Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.


Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.


Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom


In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light!” And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. — Ellen DeGeneres


Always take money from a

funny sayings 2011 02 22 about work,life,drink,idiot,lie,woman,men

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.


It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caug

funny sayings 2010 top 50

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the

funny sayings about age,girl,clone,government,people 2010 12 13


* “A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.” —Stephen Fry

* Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


* Clones are people two.

* A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

* “A bargain is something you cannot use at

funny sayings 2010 12 08

* Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

* The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.


* “The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.” —Unknown

* know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? –Tom Clancy.

* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

funny sayings about Obama 2010 12 06

"Oh, and did you know this is fraud awareness week? Fraud awareness week comes the week after the election when people realize the person they elected is a huge fraud." –Jay Leno


"Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?" –Jay Leno


"George W. Bush’s memoir is out today. And the guy is apparently qu

funny god sayings 2010 11 29

Roses are red; violets are blue; God made me pretty; what happened to you?

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

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God will forgive me. That’s his job, after all.

Better to be forgotten than sued.

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If its not broken fix it till it is.

The future isn’t wha

funny man sayings 2010 11 22


“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”—Courtney Huston

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

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“I occasionally get birthday cards fr

funny life sayings 2010 11 02


* You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

* If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

* How do you expect me to ignore you when you’re never around?

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* The reward of a thing well done is to have done i


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