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funny sayings 2012 01 19 about man_life_love_god

The following is a collection of funny man_life_love_god sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.



  • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.


  • Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.


  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, wh

funny sayings for facebook status

funny facebook status is great for having a laugh with all your friends and keeping things fun.
Enjoy my collection of funny status and funny sayings for facebook.


  • Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions.


  • I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!


  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

funny sayings 2011 11 25 about life


  • You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.


  • Life isn’t about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.


  • I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.


  • God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.


  • No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.

funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women


People have one thing in common, they're all different.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, w

funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women


When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.


A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it beg

funny sayings 2011 10 21 about single,life,friend,alcohol,men,woman



Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.


I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

funny sayings 2011 10 13 about life,people,facebook,work,water



Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.


People like you are the reason people like me take pills.

Facebook status: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?


Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

funny sayings 2011 09 30 about life,sleep,worry,car,teenager,fool,drink,sex


I drink to make other people interesting.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.


The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.


Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it

Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

funny sayings 2011 09 22 about life,man,woman,work,love



If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.

If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.


I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!


How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re o

funny sayings 2011 09 16 about sadness,success,life,Canada


When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

If you’re robbing a bank and you’re pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

Acupuncture is pointless.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Wo

funny sayings 2011 09 01 about doctor,thinking,wife,money,life


After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.


In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the dec

funny sayings 2011 08 18 about life,lie,sex,peopel


Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely!!!

What should


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