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funny facebook status 2012 03 15

The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.




  • Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.


  • The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."



  • I wish real life was like the cartoons, I could w

funny facebook status 2012 03 08


The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.


  • Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair.


  • You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


  • I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap peo

funny facebook status 2012 02 29




  • Cop: "When is your birthday?"
    Drunk Teen: "September 25."
    Cop: "What year?"
    Drunk Teen: "Every year!"


  • It is really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.


  • "I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."


  • A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like wo

funny sayings for facebook status

funny facebook status is great for having a laugh with all your friends and keeping things fun.
Enjoy my collection of funny status and funny sayings for facebook.


  • Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions.


  • I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!


  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

funny sayings 2011 10 13 about life,people,facebook,work,water



Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.


People like you are the reason people like me take pills.

Facebook status: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?


Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

funny sayings 2010 top 50

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the

funny sayings about age,girl,clone,government,people 2010 12 13


* “A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.” —Stephen Fry

* Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


* Clones are people two.

* A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

* “A bargain is something you cannot use at

funny sayings 2010 12 08

* Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

* The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.


* “The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.” —Unknown

* know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? –Tom Clancy.

* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

funny sayings about Obama 2010 12 06

"Oh, and did you know this is fraud awareness week? Fraud awareness week comes the week after the election when people realize the person they elected is a huge fraud." –Jay Leno


"Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?" –Jay Leno


"George W. Bush’s memoir is out today. And the guy is apparently qu

funny god sayings 2010 11 29

Roses are red; violets are blue; God made me pretty; what happened to you?

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

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God will forgive me. That’s his job, after all.

Better to be forgotten than sued.

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If its not broken fix it till it is.

The future isn’t wha

funny man sayings 2010 11 22


“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”—Courtney Huston

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

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“I occasionally get birthday cards fr

funny life sayings 2010 11 02


* You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

* If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

* How do you expect me to ignore you when you’re never around?

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* The reward of a thing well done is to have done i


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