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funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women


People have one thing in common, they're all different.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, w

funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women


When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.


A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it beg

funny sayings 2010 top 50

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the

funny sayings about age,girl,clone,government,people 2010 12 13


* “A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.” —Stephen Fry

* Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


* Clones are people two.

* A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

* “A bargain is something you cannot use at

funny sayings 2010 12 08

* Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

* The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.


* “The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.” —Unknown

* know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? –Tom Clancy.

* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

funny sayings about Obama 2010 12 06

"Oh, and did you know this is fraud awareness week? Fraud awareness week comes the week after the election when people realize the person they elected is a huge fraud." –Jay Leno


"Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?" –Jay Leno


"George W. Bush’s memoir is out today. And the guy is apparently qu

funny god sayings 2010 11 29

Roses are red; violets are blue; God made me pretty; what happened to you?

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

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God will forgive me. That’s his job, after all.

Better to be forgotten than sued.

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If its not broken fix it till it is.

The future isn’t wha

funny man sayings 2010 11 22


“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”—Courtney Huston

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

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“I occasionally get birthday cards fr

funny life sayings 2010 11 02


* You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

* If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

* How do you expect me to ignore you when you’re never around?

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* The reward of a thing well done is to have done i

funny life sayings 2010 10 25

* I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

* God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.

* “Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the saxophone too loud?”—Unknown

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* If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

* In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look

funny god sayings 2010 10 13


Don't let worries kill you , let the church help.


If you don't love GOD, go to hell.



It takes a lot of faith to be an Atheist.



Don't be so open-min

funny life sayings 2010 10 07

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* It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.

* I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

* The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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* Smile and the world smiles


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