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funny sayings 2009 12 31 about women

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Being a woman is of special int

funny sayings 2009 12 30 about women

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll

funny sayings 2009 12 29 about women

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations-but they all will console themselves with another

funny sayings 2009 12 28 about women

Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I like my whis

funny sayings 2009 12 27 about women

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

They are so afraid we shall break do

funny sayings 2009 12 26 about women

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of cour

funny sayings 2009 12 25 about women

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming

funny sayings 2009 12 24 about women

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.


The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

Women are like cars: we all want a

funny sayings 2009 12 23 about women

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.

You can never tell what's in a woman's mind, And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with me

funny sayings 2009 12 22 about women

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can ke

funny sayings 2009 12 21 about women

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. (Alfie, 1966)


Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. (Mississippi, 1935)

No woman can be handsome by the f

funny sayings 2009 12 20 about women

Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superm


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