funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p14
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.
The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired.
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.
