funny two and a half men sayings 2010 03 07 p2
"I'll admit you're kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane."Charlie
"Does your penis have an off switch?"
Alan, to Charlie
"Secret elixir, huh? Well, I'm usually more of a bourbon guy but when push comes to shove I don't know what the hell's in that either."
Charlie
