funny two and a half men sayings 2010 03 07 p1
"Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck out of here."Charlie
"Getting hurt is like boys' jobs. Last summer Jake actually fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub."
Alan
"Back off, Mary Poppins."
Sean Penn
"Bought some hamburgers, Bought the hats; ate the hamburgers, wearing the hats."
Charlie
