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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. - Rita RudnerThanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. - Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.- P.J. O'Rourke
There are four unbroken rules when it comes to Thanksgiving: there must be turkey and dressing, cranberries, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. - John Hadamuscin
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
