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funny sheldon sayings Season 3 Episode 6 The Cornhusker Vortex

Actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low. On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.

If you’re interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn’t chicken as if it were chicken.

I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. There’s pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football, in fact every form of football, except the original, European football. Most believe it to be a commie plot.

If you’d like, after the game I’ll take you outside and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.

It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don’t you have access to women that will do it for money?
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