funny sheldon cooper sayings season 2 2010 03 15 p7
You know, I am a fan of ventriloquism. Maybe you, me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage. He could talk while you drink.What part of an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.
They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that.
I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.
I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard
with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.
He faced a fearsome giant
while Raj just wanted to pee.
