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funny sheldon cooper sayings season 2 2010 03 15 p5

Just for the record, my efforts to establish you as the alpha male were not aided by you bursting into tears.

Radiation burns -- a little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.... In fact, I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball, before he caught fire. It led to an interesting expression in our house: "not a snowball's chance in a CAT scanner."

When I come back, just for fun, the subject will be alternative history. Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently if Lincoln had been a robot sent from the future.

It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

Good morning, Dr. Stephanie. I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?

Can I at least have the upper GI? I already drank the barium!

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