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funny sheldon cooper sayings season 2 2010 03 15 p12

You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition. Apparently there is no law of diminishing comedic return when it comes to space poop.

For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.

Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say "science."

Must be an emergency. Everyone at the university knows I eat my breakfast at 8 and move my bowels at 8:20.

That's fourteen hours away. For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles. I know where I am, I know how fast I'm going, but I can't know both.

I want a cookie, Mee-Maw.
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