funny sheldon cooper sayings season 2 2010 03 15 p1
I've got more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.
I drank milk that tasted funny.
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.
You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.
You know, it’s amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should probably do a better job at screening those people out.
