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funny sayings part II

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
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