funny sayings part 8
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
