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funny sayings part 7

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.


Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Less No More.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.



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