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funny sayings part 6

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you.

It is harder than Chinese Math.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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