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funny sayings part 5

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.

God Works in Mysterious Ways.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in
fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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