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funny sayings part 16

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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