funny sayings part 10
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
