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funny sayings about Microsoft, future, alcohol, man

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.

The future isn’t what it used to be.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.


There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

It’s people that give drinking a bad name.

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Better late than really late.

If you can’t remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.

Whoever said nothing is imposible never tried slamming a revolving door!!!

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