funny sayings about man,life 2011 03 17
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eyes!
Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.
If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on.
If you’re not confused, you don’t have all the facts
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Man who walks thru airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
The problem with the future is it turns into the present.
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