funny sayings 2012 01 19 about man_life_love_god
The following is a collection of funny man_life_love_god sayings which I enjoy a lot.Hope you find them funny.
- I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
- Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He`s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
- Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
- Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much additional can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
- I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life – I’ve changed my mind.
- I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.
- Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!
End of funny sayings 2012 01 19 about man_life_love_god.
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