funny sayings 2012 01 16 about marriage
The following is a collection of funny marriage sayings which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.
- Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
- Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
- Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
- Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
End of funny sayings 2012 01 16 about marriage.
Do you find them amusing or entertaining?
Tell me what do you think or send me your personal collection of funny marriage sayings, so we can laugh together.
