funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women
People have one thing in common, they're all different.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it
There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
End of funny sayings 2011 11 17 about people,life,computer,earth,women, see you next week.
