funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women
When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
End of funny sayings 2011 11 10 about money,life,women. Hope it make you laugh.
Tomorrow will be 2011-11-11 , so many ones.
