funny sayings 2011 11 03 about alcohol,man,superman,pray,God,toothpaste
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married,
and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back
If at first you don’t succeed, quit; don’t be a nut about success.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
End of funny sayings 2011 11 03 about alcohol,man,superman,pray,God,toothpaste,success, see you next week, and it will be 2011-11-11. -,- The day of single man.
