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funny sayings 2011 10 27 about bike,war,career,clock,work,death,fool


A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

No matter where you go – You’re always there! And you’re never there, because you’re always here!


What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.


Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

Worry is a misuse of the imagination.


End of funny sayings 2011 10 27 about bike,war,career,clock,work,death,fool, see you next Thursday.
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