funny sayings 2011 10 13 about life,people,facebook,work,water
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
Facebook status: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.
end of funny sayings 2011 10 13 about life,people,facebook,work,water.
See you next week.
Bye~~
