funny sayings 2011 09 30 about life,sleep,worry,car,teenager,fool,drink,sex
I drink to make other people interesting.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it
Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
When someone points skyward, it’s the fool that looks at the finger.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
end of funny sayings 2011 09 30 about life,sleep,worry,car,teenager,fool,drink,sex, and happy birthday to my son~~~
