funny sayings 2011 09 22 about life,man,woman,work,love
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.
If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.
I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
There’s only one kind of love that lasts. That’s unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
end of funny sayings 2011 09 22 about life,man,woman,work,love, and see you next week.
